Sunday, May 23, 2010

TOP FIVE THINGS TAYLOR HICKS SHOULD DO TONIGHT

Tonight is Taylor Hicks' last performance in his 18 month run as Teen Angel in Grease. He needs to make it memorable. Here are my top five suggestions towards that end. He should:

5. Grab one of the Beauty School Dropout dancers and take her back with him in the cone.

4. Do "Beauty School Dropout" as a rap number complete with expletives.

3. In the middle of his song, break into ‘Dancing Queen.’ (Let's make it a tradition. ha!)

2. Tell Frenchy he really doesn't give a crap what she does.

And now, the number one thing Taylor Hicks should do during his last performance in Grease:

1. The cone opens to reveal that, instead of wearing his trademark Nudie Suit, he's actually nude.

Well, if nothing else, it’ll get him in the papers! What do you think he should do to make his last performance memorable?
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22 comments:

  1. HeleneMay 23, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    Ha ha ha ha ha... too funny

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  2. jerseyirishMay 23, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    Caryl, LOL they are gems, loved the last one!! Most of all I hope he has a great time tonight and gets the credit he deserves from all.


    JI

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  3. pearlpattieMay 23, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    You've said it all....but the Dancing Queen would be sheer genius...might get him a role in Mamma Mia...LOL

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  4. NolamarMay 23, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    #5!!!! LOVE IT!! All great suggestions though. Dancing Queen - the audience would go wild I think. LOL I hope he does it!

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  5. AnonymousMay 23, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    Too funny! I find option #1 interesting. LOL I can't wait to see what happens now that the Grease run is over.

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  6. PoolieMay 23, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    Great list, hope he does one last Cone Ranger tweet!

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  7. AnonymousMay 23, 2010 at 2:43 PM

    Loving #1! Just need to make sure someone snaps a picture. lol

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  8. AnonymousMay 23, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    #5 FTW! But I like them all. :)

    PFS

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  9. AnonymousMay 23, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    You are so much fun Caryl. I like #5 the best, given he is a naughty teen angel. rosie

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  10. sallyannladyMay 23, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    I would love to see him do Dancing Queen- too funny! But he should be right in the front line doing Hand Jive, whether he can do it or not.

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  11. AnonymousMay 23, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    Great to see you back Caryl! Very funny list

    Lubiana

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  12. carylMay 23, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    Thanks everyone! Feels good to share a laugh with you.

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  13. AnonymousMay 23, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    He should take a copy of this article to AI with him and make Simon eat it. LOL.
    http://www.popeater.com/2010/05/23/taylor-hicks-american-idol/

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  14. tishlpMay 23, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    Hilarious!! Absolutely the Dancing Queen should become a tradition. Thanks for the laughs. :-)

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  15. AnonymousMay 23, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    Back again! While I love #1, Ace and Diana are only nude for a few seconds on Broadway. Perhaps, therefore, Taylor should just do a striptease as he ascends back to that highway in the sky. Does he own a midnight blue sparkly thong? I'm bad and it's all Caryl's fault. rosie

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  16. carylMay 23, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    Haha, Rosie!

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  17. UnknownMay 23, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    Love the list! Whatever Taylor does, I hope it's fun and that we see Videos about it!

    It's been so much fun....

    Can't wait to hear about the Exciting news!

    Debbie in Florida

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  18. carylMay 23, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    I doubt the cone is big enough for two, but maybe he'll bend one of those dancers back for a big smooch before he returns to the cone. Haha!

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  19. carylMay 23, 2010 at 11:45 PM

    Oh well. No nude scene. lol

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  20. dnjmorton aka JudyMay 25, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    LOVE the list Caryl. I was so happy to see you were back making us laugh! Love your style. All of the suggestions are hilarious! Miss you!

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  21. FUNNY FIRMJune 16, 2012 at 10:20 PM

    I say go with 3. Would be a good tradition. Definitely not 1. Hell no!

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