Tonight is Taylor Hicks' last performance in his 18 month run as Teen Angel in Grease. He needs to make it memorable. Here are my top five suggestions towards that end. He should:
5. Grab one of the Beauty School Dropout dancers and take her back with him in the cone.
4. Do "Beauty School Dropout" as a rap number complete with expletives.
3. In the middle of his song, break into ‘Dancing Queen.’ (Let's make it a tradition. ha!)
2. Tell Frenchy he really doesn't give a crap what she does.
And now, the number one thing Taylor Hicks should do during his last performance in Grease:
1. The cone opens to reveal that, instead of wearing his trademark Nudie Suit, he's actually nude.
Well, if nothing else, it’ll get him in the papers! What do you think he should do to make his last performance memorable?
Sunday, May 23, 2010
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